think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

Anonymous: why is ur pic so low quality?

Follow me on Instagram to upgrade your privileges. 

I’m getting super annoyed at tumblr again. Why is it only now showing me posts in my tag from a while ago? It would be nice to see them straight away. 

So much internet I missed. #ThreeMonthsLater

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

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bigeisamazing:

bigeisamazing:

bigeisamazing:

*upper class white dad voice*: you been fucking that negro boy jerome?

*upper class white girl voice*: No DAD! We make love!!

*Jerome voice*: nigga my name is David